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Comebacks and Pick Up Lines for a Cruel Slytherin(Slightly NSFL/NSFW)

Slytherin Comebacks and Pick Up Lines(Slightly NSFL/NSFW)

Ayy my fellow slytherins. I know we hate to be humiliated, either by being turned down, or failing to find a comeback in time. Fear no more(not that we ever do) here are some come backs and pick up lines to beat your opponent and get the girl(or boy), or maybe do both ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).

Credit goes to Fanfiction,net, Sporcle and for some Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines

  • There’s a fine line between love and hate, rage and lust… care to cross it?
  • I hear you have some Slytherin in you – want some more?
  • I hear you’re a parselmouth… wanna pat my snake?
  • That’s quite an impressive scar you’ve got there. Can I check your body for others?
  • I hear you have your own bed in the hospital wing – let’s use it.
  • You’re a seeker… want to handle my broom?
  • I hear you’re great at Charms – you certainly charmed your way into my pants.
  • I can see the future. It involves you, me and a bed.
  • Want to hold my… wand?
  • Without a cloak, I can make all your clothes disappear.
  • Can I slytherin?
  • Is your name Felix Felicis? Because you’re about to get lucky!
  • Are you a Snitch? Because you’re the finest catch here
  • Did you just use the stupify charm or are you a natural stunner?
  • I might as well be under the Imperius curse, because I’d do anything for you
  • You must be a Quidditch player because I know a keeper when I see one
  • You’re so charming you should be teaching Professor Flitwick’s class
  • Are you a Dementor? You just took my breath away.
  • Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
  • Damn girl/dude, when you’re around, everyone else turns into wrackspurts
  • Nice sword you have there, want test it on my hat?
  • I’m going to turn you into Moaning Mertle

These Comebacks/Insults are either original or do not have a specific author

Comebacks/Insults

  • When I look in the Mirror of Erised, everything is the same- except you’re not here
  • Go insult a hippogriff
  • Even Dobby wouldn’t touch your socks
  • You’re so ugly, the Ministry of Magic thought that you were an unregistered Animagus
  • When you encounter a boggart… why does it turn into a mirror?
  • My inner eye senses that you are a prat
  • You’re shorter than a goblin(bit species-est I know)
  • Even house elves are better dressers than you
  • Even trolls look better than you
  • You look like you’re growing devil’s snare on your face
  • You’re singing is worse than a mandrake’s
  • You look like you have pygmy puffs on your armpits
  • Inferi have better complexion than you!

There you have it you nasty Slytherins! Use these at will!

3 comments

rhapsody

Some of these a super sassy, epic

25th Mar, 18
mrkindly

Ok now to find time to memorise in order to use.... coz damn

26th Mar, 18
bookwithbane

Aww shucks thanks for the comments guys!

26th Mar, 18